London visiting the Queen?
The row of houses under construction across the street?
A neighbour's garage?
Inside the neighbour's dog?
My cat Alex iz mizzin. I opened the door last night and out he went. With laptop in one hand, squiggly baby in the other, my parents on Skype and a lasagne beeping in the oven, I just wasn't able to stop him.
Alex is where they get the phrase Scaredy Cat. And with the move to the new house, plus a complete lack of any outdoor experience (we lived in the city and he didn't know how to operate the elevator), he must be pissin himself somewhere. He might hear me calling him, but he ain't gonna answer.
I've put his litter box and some food outside (as per the experts) and am keeping hope alive.
Any other tips on locating stupid cats?
He doesn't have a collar or microchip :(
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Alex will be back within three days. Probably pregnant. And you thought it was a he.
As an experienced cat loser I will say he will come back in the next few days. We moved in May and just a few weeks ago our old man kitty got out and was gone 3 days. He came back in the middle of the night meowing under our bedroom window. Cats love to wander and eat grass. 90% of the time they come home.
Thanks ladies, I've been hoping that this is what will happen... the return that is, not the pregnancy.
If he does come back knocked up, I want a refund on his balls-removal!!
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