Hubby: Honey, I don't want to wear this grey T-shirt anymore. I want some more colour!
Sideline: Hubby is hopelessly colour blind. Not in the I-don't-have-a-clue-what-mauve-is kinda way of most men. He can't tell the difference between red and green. He lives in a world of greys. His clothing reflects this.
Me: Well there's that green stripey one...
Hubby: No, no, not enough colour. I want PINK... SPANDEX!!
I have half a mind to go shopping today :)